Fun To Speculate

On nonsense of the past
Completely un-provable
Save some polished theories
Which get regurgitated
As often as necessary

That due to an asteroid
Dinosaurs became extinct
As a cultural meme based
More on indoctrination
Than actual tangible proof

Whether plausible or not
Becomes an unquestionable
Fact generally accepted
Because after all who is
Going to waste their time
Refuting its factual-ality
Since it happened about some
Vague millions of years ago
245 to 66 million to be “exact”

Voila there is the basis
For most religious beginnings
Which only happened about
Give or take 1600 years ago
Completely un-provable
Highly improbable and illogical….like

Where did Caine’s wife come from?
If that can be answered perhaps
I can keep reading and believe… yet

Why would an APAKALOBCOL*
Murder by drowning “his” creation
Boredom frustration anger or just
Forgot to create a therapist to help “HIM”
Deal with his “mommy” issues

*
(All Powerful All Knowing All Loving Omniscient Being Creator Of Life)

Ooops this was about dinosaurs
Sorry took my usual sidetrack
Questioning unquestionable beliefs

I have been to Dinosaur museums
Find them interesting and presumptive
However, short of a guided tour
From a verrrrry elderly paleontologist
The only thing to make me believe
The birth, age and demise of
Dinosaurs is a small placard
In front of the display with the “facts”

Here’s an excerpt from a previous post
To try and explain that theory

(Group of tourists going through
A jurassic museum as their guide
Explains a fossil of a dinosaur is
Two million two years and three months old…
Fascinated, a guest inquires how has it
That it has been narrowed down so exact

Has the museum tweaked the carbon dating
Or come up with some radiation method
How could it possibly be so accurate
As the guide confidently states they started
To work here two years and three months ago

What you know is what has been taught
It is convenient and easily repeatable)

Think about our alphabet and numerical system. There weren’t always twenty six letters or ten digits. S o m e o n e……made them up…….and then someone else added to them, likewise removed some of them.

“The Nobel Prize in mathematics was awarded to a California professor who has discovered a new number!

The number is bleen, which he claims belongs between 6 and 7.”

George Carlin


“We made the whole thing up!”

George Carlin

Not to mention, numerals or letters were not always the same shape, until very recently. Save for a variety of categorized fonts, into systematic conformity they follow in rigid lines and curves of specificity by who knows who on who’s authority.

What would we do with, say 32 letters. First, we would all have to learn a new keyboard.

How can we do that, since we stopped evolving with opposable thumbs.

That many letters on a keyboard would require a rinky finger, right between the ring and the pinky finger. Who has eons of time for that?

See how that new word “rinky” just evolved in context into a new name for a 6th digit on a hand that will never exist in the future.

I made it up.

“Folks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing?

It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant.

We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right? There’s another 90 percent of our brains that we have to illuminate.”

– Bill Hicks

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin