What If Instead

Eurasia was winning
East Asia was losing and
Oceania is thinking of
Entering the war

The “News” reported
Thousands of abortions
Are being performed
Slowly and painfully

Limbs are being torn
Beating hearts stifled
As “innocent” mothers
Are being killed too

In the operating “theater”
Of the front lines of battle

(You know why it is called theater?
Because it is entertaining)

To those with an adolescent
Mind set of picking sides
Cheering on the bully so
He doesn’t come after them

“When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.”

– Dr Wayne Dyer

On the rare occasion I do listen to the news, after sharpening my listening skills. (It is easier to cut through the bullshit.) The language one is presented with is very vague. Enticing perceptions it is hearing “facts”.

“Sources” say,
According to government “officials”, “Unconfirmed” reports.

You know what an “unconfirmed” report is, don’t you?

…….A “Rumor”. Ta-da distracted again.

“I look at war a little bit differently. To me, war is a lot of prick-waving okay?

Simple thing, that’s all it is, war is a whole lot of men standing out in a field waving their pricks at one another.

Men are insecure about the size of their dicks and so they have to kill one another over the idea.

That’s what all that asshole, jock bullshit is all about. That’s what all that adolescent, macho-male posturing, and strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about, it’s called “dick fear!”

Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate and so they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves and since war is the ultimate competition, basically, men are killing each other in order to improve their self-esteem.

You don’t have to be a historian or a political scientist to see the Bigger Dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this:

“What? ! They have bigger dicks? ! BOMB THEM! ! !” And of course, the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks.

It’s a subconscious need to project the penis into other people’s affairs. It’s called: “FUCKING WITH PEOPLE! ! !”

– George Carlin



War is just another opportunity
To give, all those “right to lifers”
Something to do to stop
Out of the womb fetuses
From being terminated

Nah, why do that?

“Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.”

– George Carlin

It is much more sporting when
Fetuses can breathe on their own
Be ambulatory enough to be
Moving camouflaged targets

Besides all their hard earned money already
Paid for weapons of mass destruction
What fun would it be
If they couldn’t be used

(Will need some justification to make more)

For the next generational genocide to
Abort bipedal earthling artists
With resources under their feet
Having been assigned dehumanizing
Monikers in the most recent two minutes hate

Seriously, think about it.

If instead, the talking heads pointed out
They are filming live abortions instead of
Just reporting opposing side casualties
By a mean land grabbing dictator

People might write their congress person
To stop using their money to kill fetuses

Or instead of waxing eloquently over
Whose weapon is bigger or farm tractor
That backfired and blew up a village

It declared that the extra large forceps
Have extracted the living beings from
The comfort of their home to die
In their eighteenth trimester

Or…..

Like the Superbowl, regardless the teams
People would watch anyway…..you know
……for the commercials?


“I don’t mind about the war, it’s one of the things I like to watch, if it is a war going on. ‘Cause then I know then if our side is winning, if our side is losing.


Roger Waters

“What God Wants, part 1”

From “Amused To Death”



“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin