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Argumentative

“The only way to argue with an East wind is to put on an overcoat”
– Unknown

 
Emotional arguments are based on fear

Intelligent arguments are based on logic

Rational arguments are based on science

Religious arguments are based on beliefs

 

 

Where this should have stopped.

 

 

Contrarian arguments are based on dichotomy

Friendly arguments are based on uncertainty

Political arguments are based on ideology

Ideological arguments are based on perceptions

Mathematical arguments are based on equations

Irrational arguments are based on delusion

Race arguments are based on ignorance

Biblical arguments are based on fiction

The best way to win an argument.

Besides not having one in the first place.

Concede.

Both / all, are opinions and based on nothing but electrical impulses floating loose in sponge like gray matter, protected by a calcium cranium.

Miraculously transferred to lungs and larynx. Even more phenomenal is how the sounds are transmitted to a tiny drum, hammer, anvil and stirrup.

Adding to the mix is the ocular activity receiving infinite pixels in three dimensions, deciphering facial expressions and body language in varying degrees of illumination.

So yeah, quit arguing. That is how you win.

At All Cost

Build it already

Or at least say you are going to

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(See recent post

Lie Back / Problem Solved)

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5b A Wall

10b Steel Slats

200b A Dome

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Whatever it takes

To get it off of the news airwaves

All I hear now

Every time it is mentioned

Are the lyrics

From the song “Separate Lives”

Sung by Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin

As it crescendos orchestrally

In the middle of the song

“So you build that wall (Phil)

Build that wall (Marilyn)

Yes, you build that wall (Phil)

Build that wall (Marilyn)

And you make it stronger”

Which quickly supplanted

Pink Floyd’s lyric

“All we are is

Just another

Brick in the wall”

Much more mellow

And carries me away

To the rest of the song

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Here’s where you know

This is just a dopey distraction

Against “crime and drugs”

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Wouldn’t the “Steel Slats”

Amount to nothing more than

An international exchange window?

Transferring cocaine for cash. Huh?

 

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Besides in a country

So allegedly strapped

In a trillion dollar deficit

Has a few billion

Floating around to

Waste on an ineffective wall

(Most crossings are at

Airports and visa over stays)

Can’t we send some

Friendly folks and

Entrepreneurs to

Guatemala and Honduras

To at least try and fix

What it is the refugees

Are escaping from?

 

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Wouldn’t that be something

That Jesus fellow would do?

Without weapons by the way.

Seeing how, there must not be

Any oil there

Or we’d send troops immediately.

And we know

That is usually done

At All Cost

Sssshhhh

No more fodder

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We are pulling

For you Nancy and Rashida

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Keep your

Heads up

Eyes open

Ears perked

Mouths shut

Minds focused

And your

Noses to the grindstone

Lead with your

Heads and your hearts

Here’s the fodder to avoid.

“… most of us, speaking for myself, consider the wall immoral, ineffective, expensive, and the president said he promised it. He also promised Mexico would pay for it. So, even if they did, it’s immoral still …”
– Nancy Pelosi

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Ooops

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A wall is an inanimate object, it is neither moral or immoral. It would be a colossal waste of money and yes infective.

Here’s a few pointers.

Separating families escaping a dire situation as a deterrent is immoral. Separating families is immoral, scapegoating immigrants is immoral.

Selling out your country is immoral. Making unkeepable, impossible, illogical promises is immoral. A wall is just a wall.

Likewise Representative Rashida Tlaib

No more fodder like this.

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“And when your son looks at you and says, ‘Mama look, you won. Bullies don’t win,’ and I said, ‘Baby, they don’t,’ because we’re gonna go in there and we’re going to impeach the motherf****r,”

– Rashida Tlaib 

I appreciate the passion, the “shock” value of words, but it feeds the hate. The hate that you’ve worked towards eliminating.

You’ve created for yourself an opportunity to nationalize your progressive actions. Stay busy doing that, build upon inspiring more people to your thinking.

Besides the Donald has his “Dan Quayle” in Mike Pence. Who, methinks might be a lot more destructive from a different direction.

While impeachment might sound ominous, based on Nixon resigning before it occurred. It is neither a tar and feathering or immediate removal from office.

To impeach merely means charging a public official with a crime. If justice wasn’t so blind, and was a means to a peaceful end, we’d see nearly every president could be or have been charged as war criminals.

Regardless, as slow as the wheels of justice turn for (allegedly) wealthy white “pink” people, it will be 2020 before anything is done.

By that time, either one of you could be president.

45 is 45’s own worst enemy and appears to need absolutely no help in self-destruction.

Lie Back / Problem Solved

All the posturing and grandstanding is keeping nearly 1m people out of their indentured servitude (employment).

Furloughing the wrong federal workers, when around  535 + 1 would have done the trick. So the rest of the country could easily go about their meaningful lives.

So Nancy and Chuck here’s the plan. Take a page from the perjurious petulant presidential petty playbook.

LIE.

 
Tell 45, you’ll set up a super special secret meeting that not only are you going to fund his “wall”. For the optics of him being the great negotiator, make it 10 billion. Besides, he’ll sign anything as it is apparent, he can’t read.

Let him know it will be a see through wall, arrange to meet him at a specific place at the border. Hire a few hundred Mexican mimes, “attempting” to hurdle and climb this extremely “clear” wall.

Video record all of this “Candid Camera ” / “Punk’d” style. Let him go on “Faux and Enemies”, brag how he not only got funding for the wall, he doubled it.

Approved the prototypes and it will be a very fast process and will be done in a few weeks to erect this big, huge, the best, greatest incredibly transparent barrier all along the 2300 miles. (Part of which was stolen in the first place.)

This of course will be an exit strategy and a dilemma, for it may suffice his base, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh, semi aware, that the emperor has no clothes.

He will lose his tool of distraction. Which, when the “real” footage is played globally on CNN that there “really” is no “wall”.

45 can kick, scream and whine that the “dems” colluded with Mexico to deceive him, his base, Ann and Rush.

To which Nancy and Chuck can repetitiously regurgitate and repeat, there was no collusion, even though the “evidence” shows otherwise.

 

Quintupling Down

Quintupling down on stupidity

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Wall, wall, wall

Safety

Security

Drugs

Crime

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Holy #uck 45, if a wall is your argument for Mexico.

Why aren’t you proposing a dome over Chicago?

Reality Haiku

Reality is

We don’t know what we don’t know

Now what do we do

A Chrithssmasth Thong Ruined

By Articulation and Enunciation

Or perhaps “political correctness”
It wasn’t until 1987 when A&M records released “A Very Special Christmas” with, at the time current pop stars such as Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, Run-D.M.C., U2, Sting, Whitney Houston, Bon Jovi, The Pretenders, John Mellencamp, Bob Seger, Bryan Adams, Eurythmics, E Street Band, The Pointer Sisters, Alison Moyet, The Silver Bullet Band.

Prior to that, it was stars like Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Connie Francis, Burl Ives, Johnny Mathis, Eartha Kitt, etc.

Rarely and thankfully there wasn’t much “Country Christmas”.

That CD released the onslaught of Christmas songs by anyone with vocal chords, desperately putting their take on “traditional” songs.

In 2018 somewhere between Pandora and Sirius, I heard someone ruin “All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”. It was a country singer and I don’t want to shame them.

Completely leaving out the audible kicker, that the singer is a kid missing their two front teeth, therefore lithsping the part, highlighting they have no way to wish anyone a Merry Christmas.

Completely eclipsing the whole point of the song in the first place. Most poignantly on “Sister Susie sitting on a thistle”, sung originally with extended s’s for entertainment value and making the listener believe the singer is missing teeth.
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth:

Every body Pauses and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don’t know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas.”

It seems so long since I could say,
“Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas!”

Oh well

Happy New Year.

The Truth Is Redacted

Or at least confused

By made up words

In this instance the

Worst one being

Versus

In seeking a life

Affirming outcome

By the occupants

On a spherical

Spaceship called Earth

Under the fragile

Atmospheric shell

Democrats vs Republicans

Conservatives vs Liberals

Indigenous vs Immigrants

United States vs Mike Flynn

Gets the collective no where

Save for the repeat and return

Of us versus them to no end

No resolve to progress forward

Evolve into enlightened beings

As for Flynn

To the sports betters

And political prognosticators

Were mostly all figuring

He was walking out

Scott Free

Ooopsie

Of course some tenured judge

Doesn’t know if he should be

Tried for treason or not

(Shouldn’t he know that? )

A simple free instant definition

Look up would have solved that
Treason : the crime of trying to overthrowyour country’s government or of helping  your country’s enemies during war

M-W.com

Turns out he is just a greed pig

Willing to do shit for money

Just shining a light

On a glimpse I’ve seen

Of a world that doesn’t

Go against itself

Meanwhile people are holding on

To an ideal that doesn’t exist

Hoping against hope that this time

The Rule of Flaw

Will be its own saviour

It is not

It is a game of

Three-card monte

Played out on

Telescreens

Keeping you

Distracted and confused

Going nowhere near

The truth

For it is

Redacted

Congressional Ethics

In Congress

Ethics

Is merely the name of

A blind

Watchdog

 

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Therefore

An ethics committee

Is a group of Congress people

Figuring out how they

Are going to

Screw the pooch

Facebook Dislikes & Conceals

“Controlled behavior

Reacts as it’s taught”

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– John Trudell

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Whenever you see

A Facebook posting

Of a meme with an

Illicit torture device

Such as a belt, paddle or

Get your own “switch” story

Explaining how giants

Used these implements

To procure a desired and

Unnatural fearful behavior

Of obedience and control

Some sort of masochistic

Malevolent MK parental

Stockholm Syndrome

With spare the rod

Spoil the child

Biblical undertones

Know that that person

Who has “liked” or “shared” it

“Justified” what a good

Citizen they are because

Their parents were unfit

To raise an adult thereby

Raising more children to be

Societal conforming

Pavlovian automatons

 

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On one hand must be

Seeking sympathy for

Their parents striking them

Whilst on the other hand

Searching for

Approval and justification

For extending the violence

Another generation more

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How do you think people

Take an alleged

Gift from God or

An alien entity that just

Traversed time and space

From inexplicable dimensions

As a little “miracle” which is

No more miraculous than

Converting chicken and beer

Into feces and urine

Feed and water them

For a few years then

For expediency of

Discipline and convenience

Discover that a

Cry inducing

Swat on the behind

Is a lot quicker than

Actual guidance into

The same desired outcome

With the mixed message

That it is being done

For their own good

And they are loved

 

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“Stop hitting me, you’re HUUUUGE, How could you hit me? That’s Crazy. You’re a Giant, and I can’t defend myself.

I really think it is crazy that we hit our kids. Here’s the crazy part about it.

Kids are the only people in the world you are allowed to hit.

Do you realize that?

They’re the most vulnerable and they are the most destroyed by being hit. But it’s “totally” Ok to hit them, and they’re the only ones! 

If you hit a dog, they fuckin’ will put you in jail for that shit. 

You can’t hit a person unless you can prove that they were trying to kill you.

But a little tiny person with a head this big, who trusts you implicitly,

Fuck ’em, who gives a shit, let’s all hit them. People want you to hit your kid. //

We’re proud of it. // Your damn right I hit my kids!

Why do you hit them?  Cause they were doing a thing I didn’t like at the moment, and so I hit them, and guess what?? 

They didn’t do it after that.

Well, that wouldn’t be taking the easy way out now would it?  How about talking to ’em for a second, //”

Being a parent means you have your back up against the wall, all the time. Because its the only job you can’t quit.

It’s the only job where you can just put your wrench down, and say “fuck it, guys, I’m leaving. I don’t even want my last check, I’m going home.

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– Louis C.K. from his “bit” other people’s kids from the CD “Hilarious”

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