If you discover someone trying to commit suicide, and they ask for help, do you help by assisting them, or by preventing them?
“You have failed to perceive correctly”. Bill Hicks
Am starting to realize it’s not adult conversations we need to be having,
that is too easy, and is getting us, (no where) i.e. Lost in time.
but rather spirit conversations. (Now here) Live in the present.
“There is only this moment.” Bill Hicks
Adult conversations can be generated in the head / brain.
You can have an adult conversation with a 5 year old.
Therefore ( in my best perception ) one of our next evolutionary steps, will be, by having spirit conversations utilizing the heart and soul. Best expressed through the same auditory device whilst looking into the eyes, which I understand, is the window to the soul anyway.
Be the spark, that ignites the revolution. 5FM
The worst word in the world.
Worse than the ” F ” word. Fear
The ” C ” word Control
Or the “N” word Nincompoop
I know I have never wanted to be called a Nincompoop. It’s mean spirited. However, it has never “hurt” me.
Here it is. … Brace yourself, breath slowly. Sit down, have a glass of water, call your loved ones.
It is going to be all capitalized.
DISTRACTION !!
There, I typed it out. I feel so relieved, so liberated.
Actually, the rest of this post will regard itself with one of society’s worst social “Distractions”. The other “n” word.
With over 400,000, words in the English language, in a country where most of the population is past the age of 10, one word should not garner that much attention. When there are a lot more pressing problems that need to be solved.
Like Louis CK has said, “regardless of its context, not saying it, forces you to say it in your head.”
So what’s the point? Isolating just one word in society’s vocabulary only exacerbates the problem.
The following is an excerpt from the liner notes of a Lenny Bruce compilation cd. Written by Grover Sales. PC acceptable words replaced by me.
In 1962, Lenny Bruce used thenwurd to make a point along with a slew of other supposed derogatory racial slangs that if President Kennedy got on television and said: “I’m considering appointing two or three of the top thenwurds in the country into my cabinet”
If it was nothing but thenwurd, thenwurd, thenwurd – in six months “thenwurd” wouldn’t mean any more than “goodnight, “God bless you” or “I promise to tell the whole truth and nothing but the whole truth so help me God” – when that beautiful day comes, you’ll never see another thenwurd kid come home from school crying because some ofay motherfucker called him a thenwurd.”
A year later (Dick) Gregory (comedian/social critic) published his book Thenwurd dedicated to “Dear Momma-Wherever you are, if you hear the word thenwurd again, remember they are advertising my book”
I guess if that asshole never shot and killed John Lennon he could have rewritten and recorded “Woman is the thenwurd of the world.” Which had nothing to do with race, but rather rhe psychological enslavement of half the population. Perhaps using a “shock” word to get people’s attention to change behavior and thinking.
Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain: rewritten using thenwurd Jim.
It will be the goofiest etymology of a word you’ve ever seen or heard.
And once thenwurd’s definition becomes derogatory we will be calling it the t word, or rather thuttywurd.
At least then, it will stay the t word (Thuttywurd)
Might just get our collective sense of humor back . Perhaps what was suggested of a JFK dialogue, could stil be accomplished by Barack Obama. Allowing society to quit being so easily distracted by nonsense.
Sticks and stones, may break my bones, but words cannot hurt me.
I Swear by it.
Words cannot hurt. I’ve yet to find any sequence of letters, put together in word form, or even placed together randomly that have ever, ever caused myself or anyone any harm.
Wait, here are kind words that can hurt. (From an earlier post).
Please order some tanks, missles and flamethrowers.
And use said devices on those sovereign beings over there, yeah, the ones who have no beef with us, the ones whose only “reason” for getting attacked in the first place is their geographical location of being over that abundant black liquid stuff.
That’s probably why there is occasionally the use of the distracting thenwurd, to keep society’s focus off of that.
Thanks for reading the compilation of the previous words, my intent was not to offend, but rather enlighten. I’m not looking to be right, but rather to be understood. Look how many times you read thenwurd, kinda lost its meaning, no?
Striving for contentment by externalizing my infernal thoughts.
Perennially finding that which is accepted, unacceptable, only to reverse that conclusion as the balance shifts with the introduction of ” new ” evidence.
Then.
Perrenially finding that which is accepted, unacceptable, only to reverse that conclusion as the balance shifts with the introduction of ” new ” evidence.
Free tours to the inner workings of my head, not to worry, each tour is infinitely short.
The one thing that I think about, is the duality of everything.
Can’t we all just disagree, about not getting along?
Writing this stuff
Hedging my bet
Pascal’s wager
If heaven is real
Or god exists
That if I die, without writing down all the stuff that flows through my head, I’ll have to come back and do it all again anyway.
I have no more proof that God exists, than I do if reincarnation is possible.
So, while both seem probable, yet, unprovable, I’ll just keep my fingers moving and go with the flow.
Divine inspiration, wouldn’t seem fair to claim that, just based on some of the darker thoughts eminataing from my brain directed phalanges. Ok, and occasionally my heart directed phalanges.
More like Obnoxious Inspiration? Or,
Endogenous thoughts surfacing into digitized pixels, with no meaning or reason whatsoever, as random as taking a bunch of words, each on little pieces of paper, throwing them into a fan, collecting them, and…….well, now you see how this post transpired.
If I only knew where this socially unfit stream of unconsciousness came from, I think I’d be happy to shut it down and live more peacefully, like others. Unfortunately, it keeps filling my brain and I have to put it somewhere, otherwise my head hurts.
Like an endless flow of regurgitated verbal diarrhea. I’ll get done with a thought, reread what appears, then wonder “how did that shit, get written, wasn’t even planning on that.”
Divine inspiration would probably tell me to go back and rewrite it, or delete it completely. See, something about a poetic quip of Pascal’s wager turned into something about obnoxious inspiration.
It must be because when Morpheous offered me a choice between the blue pill or the red pill, I took them both.
C’mon, hit publish, you can always delete it later…….., it’s not as if God doesn’t already know what you wrote. ……..
How can I live in “Reality”, when I myself am a figment of my own imagination?
Game Crossing Ahead
I’m sure it’s meant for deer and elk,
however, my thoughts go toward looking
for boxes of Monopoly, Life, Yahtzee,
Sorry, checkers and chess parading across the highway.
Same goes for the sign
Survey Crew Ahead
Keep waiting to pull up to a group of people with clipboards asking questions like, how do you interpret the “Game Crossing Ahead” sign back there.
Plus, don’t you think we should have road engineers measuring and calculating ways to improve the highway?
Oh yeah, that’s what the sign means. Never mind.
One more.
Ice on bridge
Not so much now, but when it is mistakenly left up all year and it is 90 degrees out, I am always looking for ice cubes to be just randomly covering the bridge.
I need a hobby.
Time for a new word. Perhaps two.
Not sure what the word(s) should be.
For ideological leanings on the political spectrum.
Left and Right
It’s origins come from a seating arrangement in Frances parliament.
Yet,
Typically, the antonym of left is right.
However, the more common antonym of right, is wrong. (In more ways then one.)
It is a linguistic quagmire.
Conservative Right
Religious Right
Republican Right
Liberal Left
Consider for a moment, what if the conservatives just happened to be sitting on the left? Would that make the liberals right?
Besides, Left and Right are arbitrary,
depending on which side of the room you are facing.
“Politics In America” Rant in E-minor Bill Hicks
Preformed by Bill as one puppeteer.
“I think the puppet on the right, shares my beliefs.
I think the puppet on the left, is more to my liking.
Hey, wait a minute, there’s one guy holding up both puppets.”
“Go back to sleep America your government is in control.”
Or as Lewis Black puts it:
A bowl of shit staring itself in the mirror.
Maybe the parties could be named shitone and shitwo.
Nah, then they’d argue over who shit first or whose smelt worst.
Or Christopher Titus;
Democrats and Republican
Coke and Pepsi
Same crap different can.
We know we know that.
Yet we don’t do anything.
We drink it in anyway.
Just keep playing the game and passing down the insanity. Hoping that this time the politicians will be honest and best serve the constituents.
Be the leader you’d like to think you’d elect, that is how to vote. 5FM
Don’t do anything wrong, and you can’t get caught. 5FM
Remember that theory, that no two snowflakes are alike.
That seems to be the trouble with god.
There are over 7b interpretations of god. Still, not quite as many interpretations as snowflakes. Although, perhaps, as myself, I too, hold many interpretations.
None that include an old bearded male malignant judgmental cruel jokester prick.
Usually ones, that fit best at any given moment. At least for arguments sake.
Some people could get buried under an avalanche and not see the snow.
Some people are in a place where there is no snow.
Some people are shoveling their snow onto their neighbors.
Some people are skiing.
Some people build their houses out of snow, whilst ignoring global warming.
Then ego gets involved.
My snowflake has a better, frozen crystalline structure, than your snowflake.
It is pure and it is good.
Believe in my snowflake. See, I have it right here in my hannnnd, ahhhh shit.