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Attention Class

Please use literally and figuratively in two sentences, giving example meanings of both.

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Nancy Pelosi literally tore up a government document which could land her in prison for three years.

Likewise 45 has been figuratively tearing up the constitution (a government document) since he entered office, which could land him in the White House for another four years.

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Nailed it.

The Criteria

For bailing on 45’s SOTU Speech

“Should” have been any time anyone

Heard a provable lie / falsehood

They could’ve immediately got up &

Left the room in an orderly manner

It would have looked like something

Triggered a silent fire alarm

Of course the Republicans would

Have to have been hooked up to

Cattle prods and electric collars

For the person they despised in ’15/’16

Is now their de facto saviour

Because they have jobs to keep

Though their job is to perform

For an audience of one otherwise

Closeted skeletons will be revealed

Perplexed Perception

As hope springs eternal and

As words have meanings

Me keeps thinking that those

Who identity themselves as

“Christians” will behave as such

You know, more say……. like Christ

Especially those public ones

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(“I’m proud to be a Christian”

– Donald Trump)

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But hey, what do I know, I float

Between pantheism and atheism

Knowing beliefs are not real

Seems that pseudo identification

Is more like a motorcycle-less

Motorcycle gang without a leader

Merely security belonging to a group
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“If Christ were here, there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.”

–Mark Twain

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Maybe, I’m confused because

Jesus himself doesn’t have a

Facebook page with his teachings

So everyone is left with the question

“What would Jesus do?”

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“They don’t wanna know so they can do it – they just wanna know so they can tell other people to do it!”

– George Carlin

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Yeah, Facebook is too slow

Needs to have a twitter account

To contact his worst student

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@superrealjesus

Attention Don, Please point out for the class, which chapter and verse says I separated families and caged children. Thank you. For Christ’s sake.

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@superrealjesus

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Also, please advise where I used WMD’s to kill anyone

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@superrealjesus

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Do you all have a different book that I had my previous students transcribe? Just asking for my dad.

The Results Are In

From the latest

Sleep study

Turns out

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We are asleep

 

Headaches ??? WTF ???

“President Trump said Wednesday that he didn’t consider the traumatic brain injuries reported by U.S. troops following an Iranian rocket attack to be serious.

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“I heard that they had headaches, and a couple of other things,” he told a reporter during a press conference at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland.

“But I would say, and I can report, that it is not very serious.”

– militarytimes.com

 

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Why that useless simpleton, narcissistic, xenophobic, racist, misogynistic, lying, criminal, hypocritical mutherfucking POS.

 

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TBI’s are as serious as Traumatic Brain Injuries (TBI’s)

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For someone who conflates hand size with penis size, juxtaposes deceptively 44’s inaugural crowd size with his.

Makes a face saving sharpie mark on a weather map, cheaply pays off porn stars, institute a religous travel ban, separates families, cages children.

Orders the government funded high tech mob style million dollar murder of another country’s general on a no evidence gut instinct needs desperately a domestic distraction that caused the retaliation, putting Americans in harm’s way.

Those service members are probably going to need years of physical, mental and speech therapy to cope with their Traumatic Brain Injuries.

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Me, I have a headache.

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Maybe, that will be 45’s greatest accomplishment. Putin the binding on the latest “Newspeak” dictionary.

First with his proficient use of a limited vocabulary, then completely neutering it, by euphemising Traumatic Brain Injuries down to “Headaches”. Once again, distancing himself from his deeds.

 

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“I don’t like words that hide the truth. I don’t like words that conceal reality. I don’t like euphemisms or euphemistic language.

And American English is loaded with euphemisms, because Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality.

Americans have trouble facing the truth, so they invent the kind of a soft language to protect themselves from it. And it gets worse with every generation. For some reason it just keeps getting worse.

I’ll give you an example of that. There’s a condition in combat, most people know about it. It’s when a fighting person’s nervous system has been stressed to its absolute peak and maximum, can’t take any more input.

The nervous system has either snapped or is about to snap. In the First World War that condition was called shell shock.

Simple, honest, direct language, two syllables. Shell shock. Almost sounds like the guns themselves. That was 70 years ago.

Then a whole generation went by, and the Second World War came along and the very same combat condition was called battle fatigue.

Four syllables now, it takes a little longer to say, doesn’t seem to hurt as much. Fatigue is a nicer word than shock.

Shell shock,…..battle fatigue.

Then we had the war in Korea in 1950, Madison Avenue was riding high by that time, and the very same combat condition was called  Operational Exhaustion.

Hey, we’re up to eight syllables now, and the humanity has been squeezed completely out of the phrase, it’s totally sterile now. Operational Exhaustion.

Sounds like something that might happen to your car.

Then of course came the war in Vietnam, which has only been over for about 16 or 17 years. And thanks to the lies and deceits surrounding that war,

I guess it’s no surprise that the very same condition was called Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Still eight syllables, but we’ve added a hyphen, and the pain is completely buried under jargon, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

I bet you if we’d have still been calling it shell shock, some of them Vietnam veterans might have gotten the attention they needed at the time.

But it didn’t happen, and one of the reasons is because we were using that soft language, that language that takes the life out of life.

 

– George Carlin 

Two Plus Two

“Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.”

George Orwell, 1984

 

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2 + 2 = umm, whatever 45 tells us it is.

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In other words, we’re #ucked.

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Or maybe, on a more positive note

This is the darkest before the dawn

 

I Seek Not

The Law Of Irony

Lawlessness prevails

By (huh-hum) …………

…………Lawmakers

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Really “should” have stopped here.

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Things have to go a certain way, in order for part of the following to be accurate. However, will leave it here, just in case.

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Kool-Aid, step up, get your Kool-Aid

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One can already sense

The amount of orange

Get out of jail free cards

Being printed up by

Criminals and lawbreakers

For the Scot-free defense

Established by

Presidential precedent

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(Of course I’m guilty, but

#UCK YOU. Prove it

Without me, evidence or testimony.)

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“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters,”

– 45

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Here’s some murderous logic.

Suppose you felt compelled to shoot a person on a street, say 5th Avenue for example. Premeditated as you already said you would. With witnesses and cameras capturing the event.

Would you go to jail? Of course not, just evoke presidential precedent, now on the books.

All you will have to do is hire a group of shoddy, made for TV lawyers to speak (or at least garble) legalese on your behalf.

Then throw logic and reason out the window and the constitution on a DOJ funeral pyre.

Have your faux friends and fixers go on TV and obfuscate and distort that you didn’t do what you’ve been accused of and inadvertently tweeted a confession. But if you did do it, it wouldn’t be a crime.

For example, prove beyond any doubt with statistical certainty that the alleged victim was going to die anyway.

Likewise, to have them further your non-case. They can carry on how the weapon was purchased “legally”, therefore its use would be legal, otherwise how could it be sold?

Let’s review. The gun and bullets were purchased legally, both preformed perfectly.

Plus, it provided work for many people. From ambulance drivers to coronors, casket makers to grave diggers, auto manufacturers to lumberjacks, you get the picture.

See, one single event by a narcissistic noodnik, was good for the economy, therefore the American people benefited. Hence the murder was not illegal.

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“Ever wonder why we’re #ucked up as a species?”

– Bill Hicks

A Slight Correlation

This blog has a slight correlation

To the movie “Dark Waters”

Or as I called it………

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“Erin Brockovich”

…..Without Boobs

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(C’mon my wife laughed

you should too)

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There is toxicity

In the water of

Our collective

Consciousness and

Unconsciousness

Poisoned by

Misinformation

Disinformation

Gullibility

Blind faith in

Alleged leaders

 

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Only no one has ever

Asked me for help

Or been given

Any direction

To investigate

I’m not a lawyer

Nor do I play

One on TV

Or stayed at

A fancy hotel

Just a life long

Ability to observe

Dissect and reassemble

A plethora of words

In a variety of context

Content and intention

Blatant contradictions

Compared metaphorically

That simply do not equate

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Was going to post

The following by itself

But it surfaced here

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The River

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Floating down the river

Of consumption

At the head waters

Of corruption

Lost in the fluid

Of ideologies

Downstream to

Polluted waters

The Train

We are riding on

Is never going to stop

There’s no depot

No station either

Besides it has been

Off the rails

For a long time

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“All aboard! Hahaha

Crazy, but that’s how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe. it’s not too late
To learn how to love,
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life’s a bitter shame
I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train
I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train

I’ve listened to preachers,
I’ve listened to fools
I’ve watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

 

One person conditioned
To rule and control
The media sells it and
You live the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train
I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words, yeah, yeah

Heirs of a cold war,
That’s what we’ve become
Inheriting troubles,
I’m mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I’m living with something that just isn’t fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what’s to blame
I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train
I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train”

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“Crazy Train”

– Ozzy Osbourne

Must Stop

Watching TV

Pessimism is

Sinking in

Too deep