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45’s Agenda

August 28, 2017


I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like (Bill) Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scum-fucks who got you in there.

And you’re in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down … and a big guy with a cigar goes, “Roll the film.”

And it’s a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you’ve never seen before … that looks suspiciously like it’s from the grassy knoll.

And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president,

“Any questions?”

“Er,  just what my agenda is.”

“First we bomb Baghdad.”


“You got it …”


– Bill Hicks

“The Elite”
“Rant in E-minor”


45’s Agenda

Lie, then lie some more. Make impossible claims, say neighbor is to pay for a wall, that will never get built. Blame neighbor and everybody else.

Hyperbole security, safety, nationalism.

Discredit the media unless they agree with you. Make everything a permanent distraction. Criticize then do, golf,  executive orders, Afghanistan, etc. etc.

Promise health care reform with nary a clue, bully opposition, sleep with the enemy, shred the constitution, scapegoat innocent people, align with groups that can’t help you. Save to embolden a group you could identify with if you weren’t an alleged billionaire indebted to blackmail.

Demand loyalties, then abandon. Tweet as if that is how policy is made. Prove your an expert, simply by declaring you are.

Keep your small base entertained as they are as narcissistic as you. Both in need of self leadership. The blind leading the blind, as it were.


My hope is he is unwittingly expediting a collapse of a system that humanity knows is not working just unaware how to remodel without a complete tear down and rebuild. Subtle real estate reference. Where is a good carpenter when you need one?



“When they told me that in nature, all systems are breaking down, I thought: “What a good thing! What a good thing!

Perhaps I can make some small contribution in this area myself.” And of course, it’s not just in nature, in this country, the whole social structure… just beginning to collapse, you watch; just beginning now to come apart at the edges and the seams and the thing I like about that is that it means it makes the news on television more interesting, makes the television news more exciting, makes it more fun.

I watch television news for one thing and one thing only: entertainment! That’s all I want from the news: entertainment! You know my favourite thing on television? Bad news! Bad news and disasters and accidents and catastrophes.”

– George Carlin



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