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“The Nobel Prize in mathematics was awarded to a California professor who has discovered a new number!

The number is bleen, which he claims belongs between 6 and 7.”

George Carlin

 

“We made the whole thing up!”

George Carlin

 

“Snap back to reality, 
Oops there goes gravity.”

Eminem

 

Except for gravity (i.e. laws of nature)

It is all made up

None of the following

Exist in nature.

 

Alphabets

Numbers

Time

Morality

Religion

Hierarchy (save rock, paper or scissors)

 

A lion is no more “king” of the jungle, then old age (rock), lack of water (paper) or hyenas (scissors).

Other than a “royalty” entitlement moniker attributed to by humans in a desperate grasp to egotistically mirror an incorrectly perceived notion of superiority.

Old age (rock) “accidents” (paper) or war (scissors). No superiority when dead.

Besides bleen, why not a gluark or a frenkl. Who knows what math problems could be solved if we had more numbers?

Same goes for letters, we keep adding new words, but no new letters. Why?

I get it, I don’t want to learn new numbers or letters either. Just considering we have unintentionally limited our capabilities by stopping at 10 numbers and 26 letters.

 

 

Icing On The Cake

 

That is all I want to be

 

The icing on the cake

Sweet and tasty

Brightly colored

With sprinkles

Under a brilliant

Warm candle flame

 

Unfortunately

My awareness

Tells me I am

So much more

Than the sum

Of my parts

 

I am

 

The warm candle flame

As the gigantic solar sphere

Giving heat and light

To grow canes of sugar

Also, evaporating oceans

Causing clouds to rain

 

Or the corn growing skyward

To the nuclear explosions

Millions of miles away

To be harvested by me

Then processed unnaturally

Into high fructose corn syrup

 

All near the dairy farm where

As a cow, over fed and

Undernourished, am contrapted

To an automated machine

Extracts painfully the ingredients

Of butterfat and milk

 

Piped off to processors

Pumped into purifiers

Driven to distributors

Packaged to profitability

Marketed to the masses

Crammed into containers

 

Am the student engineer

Designing the “advanced”

Version of the harvesters

Milking machine,  pumps

Pipes, conveyor belts, printers

Testers, trackers and time tweaking

 

Also the steelworker making

The iron for the oil rig and drill bits

The captain and ship braving the sea

Docking at the refinery to make into

Plastics for packaging, diesel for power

Gas for cars,  asphalt to drive on

 

All that coming together at different

Times on different days arriving at

The bakery to be mixed and made

On the morning shift dawn breaking

Cake covering creamy concoction

To be the icing on the cake

 

I just

Want to

Be the

Icing

On the

Cake

 

 

Psst! Wake Up.

 

Nearly nothing at all, is getting done

It is getting worse, yet we go along

 

Adding “official” to story or statement

Makes it no more believable, I lament

 

Threats of war, wheels still go around

Ship of commerce ne’er runs aground

 

Every country that has bombs and tanks

The other thing in common is the banks

 

Lose common sense, to judgment a rush

Fight with each other, keeping them flush

 

Extracting resources that hardly will spoil

Paying the heavy price of red blood for oil

 

 

Approaching 200 days my how time flies

In that span probably trice that many lies

 

Tis an easy distraction, blame the media

Peel back the curtain find OZ of hysteria

 

Taking 240 plus years to find a solution

Best to engage in a peaceful revolution

 

Start off, do not treat anyone with disdain

For it has been tried over and again

 

To make America great would be a start

Quiet the ego brain, listen to the heart

 

Otherwise it will go from bad to worse

With no one to drive a planet size hearse

 

Spiritual Flunkies

 

Could we be

Spiritual flunkies

Cause we are such

Consumer junkies

Needing our fix

To spend digital monies

Losing our soul

To greedy companies

Piling it on with

Useless accessories

Starving to death

Eating redundant groceries

Killing one another

Because of disparities

Accepting as normal

Too many travesties

Must be trying to

Devolve into monkeys

Start over again to

Enlightened realities

Lost our way in

Infinite galaxies

Regardless being

Humanoid anomalies

Peace and quiet

Too often rarities

Knowing in

All actualities

A vision I see

With much clarities

We are meant to be

Divine deities

 

Trust in the universe

The means to, are here

Aka

Money will show up

Love is already here

Walking Talking Contradictions

 

What we say we want, is nothing we work or walk towards. Tis merely a mental fidget spinner we like to play with.  A gadget of the mind, that keeps us one step away from killing ourselves.

The “Word” A contemplation 1

 

As with everything else in this blog, am randomly jotting stuff down for myself, a cipher deciphering, occasionally rhyming.
 

“I’m one of those people who doesn’t really know what he thinks, until he writes it down.”

Jake Epping AKA George Amberson

From Stephen King’s “11/22/63”

 

It is as if I am on the inside looking outward, inwardly looking outside.

If you the reader is intrigued or offended,  enlightened or repulsed, I apologize.

Certainly am not trying to be “right” merely a being, being “understood”.

 

Here’s the contemplation.

 

Word = God

God = Word

 

John 1:1 

In the beginning the Word already existed. The Word was with God, and the Word was God.

There’s pixeled “proof” printed plausible pontifications palpably perplexing.

 

“Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid.

Then we assign a word to a thought and we’re stuck with that word for that thought.

So be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.”

George Carlin

 

Am I painting a picture yet? I realize this is no Sistine Chapel. I am doing the best I can as my un-god has a smaller dictionary than your god.

Ever notice…how dictionaries have more than one definition for one word?

Ergo, God, except there are well over 7 billion interpretations of that word/god.

Not even sure why I care, other than my perception of the credence and power attributed to a patriarchal deity causes a great deal of our most pressing problems.

 

Given

 

If it is a given

That God created everything

 

Then it must be a given

That God created evil

 

No wonder God is given

A masculine pronoun

 

I’ll believe in God as a humanoid thought form entity, when even conceptually that being can cut something so thin, it only has one side, besides silence.

In the infiniteness of the giga gazillion infinite expanse of the never ending or beginning universe of cosmos, galaxies,  black holes, worm holes, m strings, 5th dimensions, hidden dimensions, super nova’s, quasars, pulsars, dwarf stars, planets, suns, moons, asteroids, comets, vacuums, matter, anti matter, voids, mountain ranges, oceans, hills, valleys, rivers, caverns, giraffes, cows, pigs, platypus’s, dogs, cats, birds, worms, whales, sharks, fish, plankton, rocks, stones, pebbles, mold, fungi, spores, amoebas, algae, particles, waves, atoms, protons, neutrons, electrons, quarks, etc….

As an infinitesimally small aspect of that whole, we have the audacity, arrogance and conceit to give an all powerful all knowing energy a masculine pronoun?

With the bogus notion that although being all powerful and all knowing, had to rest after 7 days, which does not exist, depending where you are at in the infinity.

 

Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.”

“I don’t believe anything. Since we all create our habitual reality-tunnels, either consciously and intelligently or unconsciously and mechanically, I prefer to create… the happiest, funniest, and most romantic reality-tunnel consistent with the signals my brain apprehends.

I feel sorry for people who persistently organize experience into sad, dreary and hopeless reality tunnels, and try to show them how to break the bad habit, but I don’t feel any masochistic duty to share their misery…

My goal is to try to get people into a state of generalized agnosticism… not agnosticism about God alone, but agnosticism about everything.”

– Robert Anton Wilson

 

 

 

The “Word” A contemplation 2

 

“I may repeat do as you would be done by, till I am black in the face. But I can not really carry it out, till I love my neighbor as my self.

And I can not learn to love my neighbor as my self, till I learn to love God. And I can not learn to love God, except by learning to obey him.”

C.S. Lewis from “Mere Christianity”

How can anyone “obey” God, any more than they can obey a misinterpretation?

Because someone else told you of their interpretation of what they believe God meant/said?

 

Or something that was extrapolated out of a book that was written, rewritten, edited, with parts left out, other parts added back in (depending on the “power” in charge), revised, shortened,  lengthened, translated, from languages derived from oral hand me downs, thousands of years before it was printed?

“Just between you and me,  in any decently run universe, this guy would have been out on his all powerful ass along time ago .

By the way,  I say this “guy”, because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a god, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever, fuck things up like this.”

George Carlin

 

“I just think it is interesting to see how people act on their beliefs you know what I mean. Because your beliefs are just that,  they are just how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make them real.

That is why I always recommend a psychedelic experience cause it does make you realize everything you learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily true.”

Bill Hicks

 

Is God a voice in our head, putting words to thoughts? If so, before this is made too long and loses its readers am being told to hit publish.

Actually,  have to go and make a wager with Pascal of this having any validity.

 

Longest Day

 

Unless there is an annual metaphysical anomaly that occurs in June about the 21st being the longest day. I call BS.

Unless it simultaneously alters time tracking devices. I beg to differ, as my testing of that day, only proved it to be 24 hours like all the other days.

Perfectly Mistaken

 

I’m doing everything perfect

Perfection is in the mistakes