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Mars

Because

F#&%ing up

One planet

Is just not

Good enough

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Going to Mars

Better known as

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“Earth Attacks”

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“NASA-Holes”

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And just to wind up this little group of complaints finally this is a group of social criminals. These people in the space program. Nassholes. I call them.

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In case you haven’t heard. The latest disaster for the rest of the universe is that the United States is going to go to Mars.

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Okay, aw yeah. We’re going to go to Mars. And then of course. We’re going to colonize deep space with our microwave hot dogs plastic fake vomit and dog shit, cinnamon dental floss and lemon scented toilet paper and sneakers with lights in the heels and all these other impressive things we’ve done down here.

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Let me ask you this, let me ask you this. What are we going to tell the intergalactic council of ministers the first time one of our teenage mothers throws her newborn baby into a dumpster huh?

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How we going to explain that to the space people? How we going to let them know that our Ambassador was only late for the meeting because his breakfast was cold and he had to spend half an hour punching his wife around in the kitchen.

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What are they going to think when they find out – it’s just a local custom – that over 80 million women in the third world have had their clitorises forcibly removed in order to reduce their sexual pleasure so they won’t cheat on their husbands.

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Can’t you just sense how eager the rest of the universe is for us to show up? Can’t you see them out there?”

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– George Carlin

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Not really a betting person

However I would be willing to bet

That if we (earthlings)

Got our house (earth) in order

Made sure all were housed

Fed and had clean drinking water

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Our space sisters and brothers

Would swing by in their

Multi dimensional space bus and

Offer us tours of their worlds

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To see how they live as

Beings of light without

Fear greed revenge hate

Racism religion xenophobia

Consumption distraction

Borders walls and cages

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Wait…… If we did that

We wouldn’t have to go to Mars

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“I wandered home through the silent streets

And fell into a fitful sleep

Escape to realms beyond the night

Dream can’t you show me the light?
I stand atop a spiral stair

An oracle confronts me there

He leads me on light years away

Through astral nights, galactic days

I see the works of gifted hands

That grace this strange and wondrous land

I see the hand of man arise

With hungry mind and open eyes
They left the planet long ago

The elder race still learn and grow

Their power grows with purpose strong

To claim the home where they belong

Home to tear the Temples down…

Home to change!”

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– RUSH “2112”

Stop Following

Alleged leaders
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Now we can see first hand
How presidents can whip
Constituents and society
Into full frenzies towards
Attacking other countries
Under the guise of democracy
Though that is not their intention
Rather accessing and wielding
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POWER
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‘Member Reagan Bushies
Clinton and Obama
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As long as they can get people
Rooting for “their” “home” team
Violence can be incited even
If they are on the “home team”
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Blood is not only spilt it flows
At taxpayer’s expense
Performing post natal abortions
Wounding and disfiguring
Out of the womb fetuses
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Over bogeyman portrayals
Subtle or significant with drips
Of perpetual annoying influence
Ending with a gush to rush
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Attacking humans all because
They don’t look or sound like you or
Are simply wearing different hats*
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Here’s an ugly dark mirror reflection
Looking back see how easy it was / is
To manipulate masses into violence
By the dehumanization of people
As less then or at least “non-American”
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Using monikers like socialists and
Targeting others as “unpatriotic”
Can justify every expense and weapons
Used to kill and maim in power’s name
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There is no us outside of us
We are the we we are attacking
Which inevitably is all for naught
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Why
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Because our corporate sponsors
Think it is a good economic chess
Move in the never ending game
Of consumption and disruption
Chaos greed violence poverty
Nationalism tribalism fear race
Gender sex wealth and distraction
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Keeping many impotent and broke
Scared to realize their own divinity
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I am no historian however
Am fairly certain that must
Have been the first time in
Perhaps a really long time
That mostly pink people
Were attacking mostly other
Pink people all because they
Were wearing different hats**
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“You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good they’re wearing different kind of hats. Keep an eye on that, it might be important.”
– George Carlin
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“Well when’s the last white people you can remember that we bombed? Can you remember the last white— can you remember ANY white people we’ve ever bombed?
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The Germans, those are the only ones and that’s only because they were trying to cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world! BULLSHIT! THAT’S OUR FUCKING JOB! !”
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– George Carlin
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Don’t think for a moment just because
We are under Joe’s watch anything will
Be different we are just catching our breath
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Holy S#!+
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The ink hadn’t even dried
On this digital diatribe and
Already Joe bombed Syria
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“I have this feeling man, ’cause you know, it’s just a handful of people who run everything, you know … that’s true, it’s provable. It’s not … I’m not a fucking conspiracy nut, it’s provable.
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A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media.
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“I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton (Biden) was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scum-fucks who got you in there.
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And you’re in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down … and a big guy with a cigar goes, “Roll the film.”
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And it’s a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you’ve never seen before … that looks suspiciously like it’s from the grassy knoll.
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And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president,
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“Any questions?”
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“Er, just what my agenda is.”
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“First we bomb Baghdad.(Syria) ”
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“You got it …”
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– Bill Hicks

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Snow What

Forgetting that I can

I made it snow

All that it took was

Washing the car

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………shit

What

What was the first question.

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I have that on no good authority,

however it seems plausible.

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Walking Talking Dilemma

So far removed
From our divine nature
We can not see
The forest through the trees
Eating our steady
Diet of distraction and
Crass consumption
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Instead of craving
Consciousness
Only differentiating
Between right and wrong
Via an ethics committee
That does not retain the
Best interest of our soul
Merely the herd’s morality
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As we say what we want
For ourselves yet make no
Steps to follow that path
Tis easier to want
Then to do as we feverishly
Tamp down where we’ve been
Looking at what we don’t have

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“Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don’t mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn’t lead anywhere.”

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– George Carlin

A Boy Needs A Bike

Not sure why this popped in my head

Then is being released from my brain

Through my fingers onto this screen

If it doesn’t make sense don’t blame me

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But Jewel was right

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A Boy Needs A Bike

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For a moment thought

A boy needs parents

Perhaps, but only for so long

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After all that is how you get here

Beyond that you are on your own

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“A man needs a car and a boy needs a bike”
I got my first taste of freedom

Beneath the light of the moon

But if it were me I’d have the guts

To put to test those bolts and nuts

And I’d ride away so fast, so far

Ride away, so fast, so far”

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– Jewel

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That bike turned into a car

Which manifested into

A tractor trailer with

Eighteen to twenty-six wheels

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Still savoring that taste of freedom

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Writing this made me realize the one

Video game I conquered was

Atari’s “Night Driver”

Only to start over and play again

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On to the next big thing

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“Space Trucking”

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– Deep Purple

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“We had a lot of luck on Venus

We always had a ball on Mars

Meeting all the groovey people

We’ve rocked the Milky Way so far

We danced around with Borealice

We’re space truckin’ round the the stars

Come on, come on, come on let’s go Space trucking
Come on, come on, come on, Space trucking
Remember when we did the moonshot

And Pony Trekker led the way

We’d move to the Canaveral moonstop

And everynaut would dance and sway

We got music in our solar system
We’re space truckin’ round the stars

Come on, come on, come on let’s go Space trucking

Come on, come on, come on, Space trucking
The fireball that we rode was moving

But now we’ve got a new machine

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah the freaks said

Man those cats can really swing

They got music in their solar system

They’ve rocked around the Milky Way

They dance around the Borealice

They’re Space Truckin’ everyday

Come on, come on, come on let’s go Space trucking

Come on, come on, come on, Space trucking
Come on, come on, come on let’s go Space trucking

Come on, come on, come on, Space trucking

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Space trucking

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Space trucking

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Space trucking

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”

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Geez, for once, did not overexplain things

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Basic Irony

There are

“Flat Earther’s”

All over

The “Globe”

A True Free Thinker

Would be free of thought

Therefore not even think

Methinks be true freedom

Chaos in the cranium will

Generally free a thought

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Still it has a trajectory

Like that of a boomerang

What goes into the ether

Returns manifold with the

Manifest intention it left with

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Something to think about

In terms of reciprocity or

What you wish (do upon)

Others you wish upon yourself

Known as the “golden” rule *

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That may be the problem with

That maxim is the word golden

Which gold implies monies

As a materialistic trade for

Determining one’s behavior

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Not to mention the word rule

Which has the ingrained notion

That rules are meant to be broken

As opposed to following paths

Of evolutionary guidance

To achieve consciousness

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“We teach best what we need to learn most ourselves.”

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– Richard Bach

Like A Vaccine

Is supposed to work

A small amount of

The virus is injected

So the healthy cells

Build an immunity

Against harmful ones

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Likewise if the dose

Is too much going into

An already weak host

It wreaks severe damage

And sometimes death

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The same theory applies

To listening to Faux News

Must be taken in small doses

So that a healthy brain gets

Just enough of an earful of

Ignorance and stupidity to

Fight off more virulent strains

Of ignorance and stupidity

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I received a small dose recently from

Mr. H (his ego needs no reminder)

Just a talking head 45 supplicant

Whose head is so far up 45’s ass

Can’t see the reality of reality

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Was comparing apples to oranges

Whilst claiming it was apples to apples

Knowing his audience FOOL well

(Or is that fool easily)

Will not THINK otherwise

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Comparing a moronic comment

Joe made during the campaign

That if he was high school age

Would have taken someone like 45

(Out back to beat him up)

I’m paraphrasing w/o transcripts

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That that was just as much

An incitement to violence as anything

45 said about marching to the Capital

With his supporters to stop the steal

Suggesting that phrase (beat him up)

Start Joe’s impeachment

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After that I tuned out before

The lethal doses got in

Anymore injections and surely I would be

A mindless zombie

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As the tangent turns

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For you can hear it in their

Followers dialog regurgitating and

Repeating what has been heard

Instead of researching for themselves

Or searching for their self’s

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Which are connected to all of

The other self’s they disconnect from

Using malignant monikers

Like “foreigners” and “socialists”

You know “strangers” who want to

Better their situation and help others

Certainly “nothing” Christ would do

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Elevating themselves above

Their fellow human beings

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While floating high in their

Concentric fragile small penis

Gun toting flag hugging

Fetus focusing bible believing

Conspiracy creating

Fragile ego ready to burst bubble

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“Just an observation, maybe I need different glasses.”

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– Angelo Devlin

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I am guessing that with tons

Of editing and proper punctuation

This would communicate to a

Much larger more receptive audience

That would in turn wake me up

To be a better person myself

But the above is how it was

Transcribed by my digital digits

As I am grateful for all of you

That stopped by to read this nonsense

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Thank you

Unlegal Precedent

Let me get this straight

To a current debate

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S t r e t c h your imagination

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If you are selected to rob a bank

Not that you have ever done it before

Or have any pertinent skills

But declare you have the charisma

To pull it off as many have suggested

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With so much charm and braggadocios

You stay for four years distracting all

The bank employees and customers

Are so “successful” you are not needed

To rob that bank again and you have

Been paid for your involvement and

Get to go home and play golf even

Though five people died when you left

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Since you are home and not in the bank

You wouldn’t have any consequences for

Wanting to stay and rob some more

Knowing you could devise impunity as

Long as you stayed in the bank as the

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Rest of the robbers still in the bank’s

Employ would have to be responsible

Therefore confess and be guilty too

So they press that since you are home

You can’t be charged with the crime

And may be needed in four years

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Just asking for a friend who is in a

Metaphorically particular situation

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