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Alex : A clever name for an online retailer of burial plots. 

Contestant : What is “A Grave Site”

Have not done a Jeopardy post for a while.  Probably because no one is dying to read them.

Pursuit





Methinks the pursuit of wonder

Is much more evolutionary

Therefore revolutionary than

The pursuit of happiness

Even just linguistically because

You might be the happiest

You have ever been, yet

Due to the pseudo pursuit

Ingrained in people’s psyche

One is hitherto inclined to

Always and all ways

Search to trying to be

Even more happy

Than is sanely realistic

Whereas the pursuit of wonder

Will only make you more

(You guessed it) and more

WONDERFUL / WONDER FULL


“More Than Happy

You hear this alot — “Oh, I’d be more than happy to do that for ya’!”

How can you be “more than happy?”

This sounds like a dangerous medical condition!

We had to put Dave away in the home today….he was…well….MORE THAN HAPPY”

– George Carlin

Oddly and ironically enough, putting theory to practice, the pursuit of wonder, auto-generates the exercise of being in a state of happiness. With no further pressure of being a being, needing to be more happy. Only more wonderful.

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin


Reconstitution

Revolution plus constitution


“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

If truth was actually the goal of accuracy, this would read.

We hold these perceptions, of a collective consciousness that all bi-pedal oxygen breathing earthling artists are manifestations of eons of evolution.

To which a lot of evidence suggests, enanated from a primordial ooze of the host planet, third in line to a light and heat source of such incredible scientific understanding is in what is known as the Goldilocks zone.

Cycling in a natural process of energy transformations of life, entropy, decay, re-purposing, towards an ever expanding awareness of itself in relationship to an unknown cosmos.

“That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,”

Phewwt, out the window with that paragraph.

That to proactively preserve this host and inhabitants, so awareness might continue to evolve. Systems of communication and resource sharing, established intercontinentally are in place to ensure all are fed, housed and healthy.

Having abolished systems of governments as suggested in a previous constitution that at its best intention did the best it could while it could. Till corruption greed and power became its primary focus. Shown below.

“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–“

Such has been the misunderstanding ignorance of these states; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government, to a balancing act of communication and technology. That all may be served as if each individual was the last remaining artist.

Think that will get ratified or voted on?


The treasured words in this hallowed/ hollowed document are ignored at our own peril. Trying to cling to it, so it remains the oldest government, to stay on a page of a World’s record book. When instead its only purpose is to clarify and strengthen the definition of insanity.

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

– Albert Einstein

Mars*, seems to be the carrot on a stick presentation of a future home, where everything, like this planet could be “better planned and executed.” Key word being executed. Oh look, a new planet, we can destroy.

Outer Space, while waiting for that option, one could hang their hat on the shovel used to dig their grave.

Because unless a wormhole is discovered and we can get there in an hour. The current technology and human embryonic gestation (9 month) time frame it takes to get there. Without going into details here, (you can figure those out yourself) kills the consideration of being a viable choice.

* Going to Mars


“NASA-Holes”

And just to wind up this little group of complaints finally this is a group of social criminals. These people in the space program. Nassholes. I call them.

In case you haven’t heard. The latest disaster for the rest of the universe is that the United States is going to go to Mars.

Okay, aw yeah. We’re going to go to Mars. And then of course. We’re going to colonize deep space with our microwave hot dogs and plastic vomit fake dog shit and cinnamon dental floss and lemon scented toilet paper and sneakers with lights in the heels and all these other impressive things we’ve done down here.

Let me ask you this, let me ask you this. What are we going to tell the intergalactic council of ministers the first time one of our teenage mothers throws her newborn baby into a dumpster huh?

How we going to explain that to the space people? How we going to let them know that our Ambassador was only late for the meeting because his breakfast was cold and he had to spend half an hour punching his wife around in the kitchen.

What are they going to think when they find out – it’s just a local custom – that over 80 million women in the third world have had their clitorises forcibly removed in order to reduce their sexual pleasure so they won’t cheat on their husbands.

Can’t you just sense how eager the rest of the universe is for us to show up? Can’t you see them out there?”

– George Carlin


No Reason

Which may be maybe

Difficult to fathom

Yet without reason/ing

One life makes about

As much sense as

Many lifetimes

Knowing

There is no reason

For anything whatsoever

Save rationalizing comfort

To our chaotic consciousness

Held particularly to a

Subjective awareness that

One could / would only hope

To ever ever forever have


“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.”

H.P. Lovecraft



Methinks we may

Already be there



“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin





Picture Words


Instead of atoms

As the building blocks

Of existence and life

Invisibly spinning around

In a closed cranium

Thoughts as protons

Ideas as neutrons

Bright ones photons

Revolving the nucleus

Which is you

Holding things together

With no end in sight or

Beginning to start with

Just infinite adaptability

In the frame of a lifetime

Hung in a dimension

That is picture perfect

If you choose to

See it that way

Brushing off mistakes

As necessary and

Intricate parts of

The whole painting





“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

Nevermind. My glasses are fine.

Everything



Is happening so fast

Because, everything

Is happening so fast

Just does not

Seem like it because

Velocity is constant

Earth is spinning approximately

One thousand miles per hour

Through space at 67k mph

Acceleration and

Deceleration do not happen

On a large scale

Which if it did……

You would freak the F out

If it did so, either by

Geocentric spin deceleration

(You would float above the earth
Or at least instantly lose weight
Either by gravity or fecal matter)

Heliocentric acceleration

(Have no clue what would happen)




If you were to freeze

A time slice

Which I suppose

Would be like

Capturing a Gideon*

Placing Bibles in

Hotel rooms



That time slice would show

What happened in one moment

In a Planckian nanosecond

Recognizing that what occured

Occured “back” there

During the “spin” of its

Last known trajectory

Still

Which is not happening

Because, everything

Is happening all at once

There is no thing / nothing

Not happening right now

It just happened

“Back” there

Which may be different

“Up” ahead


Inspired by Brian Greene’s audio book “The Fabric Of The Cosmos” Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality.


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin




* comedic reference stored in my brain along with all the other space debris floating in there. None of which seem to be, functioning communication satellites.


“Who are the fucking Gideons?

Ever met one?

No!

Ever seen one?

No!

But they’re all over the fucking world, putting Bibles in hotel rooms.

Every hotel room:

‘This Bible was placed here by a Gideon.’

When?

I’ve been here all day. I ain’t seen shit. I saw the housekeeper come and go, I saw the minibar guy come and go, I’ve never laid eyes on a fucking Gideon.

What are they – Ninjas? Where are they? Where’re they from – Gidea? What the fuck are these people? I’m gonna capture a Gideon. I’m gonna make that my hobby. I am. I’m gonna call the front desk one day: ‘Yeah, I don’t seem to have a Bible in my room.”

– Bill Hicks

Same goes for “time slices”



Meanwhile, we are all just Angels,

Dancing on the head of a pin.











It Is All You



Or…..all me……or

Narcissism explained

Just another thought experiment
Placed in pixilated print

Since, in general, no two physical things, can occupy the same “space” at the same “time”.

Consider for a moment, your vantage point of the cosmos, puts you directly into the center of everything. Feeling narcissistic yet?

Everything emanates from you and returns to you. Try not to get to caught up with your self too much though, the same happens for all of us, five feet away or five thousand miles away. All eight billion of us.

Even those people in Low Earth Orbit researching the cosmos on the International Space Station. Scooting around the globe at 17,500 miles per hour just 260 miles above the earth are each at the center of their own universe.

As close as you may stand or sit next to someone, looking at the same thing. Even though you may be “on the same page” of understanding what it is. (Say this post for example). You can read the same words.

That is where the similarity ends.

(Even if places were “exactly” switched, the perspective would “still” have changed, as the planet has rotated, while speeding along its path, the air in the room moved, energy has been exerted and rested.)

While the words are the same, “concrete” as they allegedly are. Each are interpreted differently. Based on education, content, context, Capitalization, punctuation, understanding and get this…..personal beliefs.

For example, if I mention GOD, my intention comes from my long sought out, investigated researched, examined, balanced, questioning, perspective and is usually in an infinite energy context ( “An energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi ) and is also interchangeable with the word, WORD.

Because nothing exists without W/words.

“In the beginning the Word already existed. The Word was with God, and the Word was God.”

– John 1:1 

“Word

7 a: the expressed or manifested mind and will of God”

– M-W.com

Two different people reading this, will put God in their own belief / perceived reality context. Typically, an invisible man living in the sky, or HOLY COW!!, there are sooo many other different daily interpretations, an immediate second one, is hard to manifest.

Save using the invisible man’s alleged son Jesus. Which, these days in America, is presented to the public as a white, blond, blue eyed, hippie, red hat wearing, gun toting immigrant scapegoating, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic republican.

When instead, of maybe / actually being born Jewish in Bethlehem, Palestine in the middle east over 2000 thousand years ago.

Which would have made him a brown skinned Master of Wisdom who taught people how to forgive, while making sure everyone was fed and healed.

Oopsie, got sidetracked.

Anyway, back to the notion that each individual is at the center of their own universe. Whatever you see, is interpreted through your brain or being.

For example, If you think/believe that someone is your enemy, who you have never even met. Primarily because you have been quickly or quantitatively “told” you have an enemy. Usually at the financial gain, of the party “informing” you, you have an “enemy”.

It boils down to your passive or active acceptance of that information. Satiating the need to have an external enemy instead of recognizing the worst one in the mirror.

But the activity surrounding those thoughts are going on in your brain. Seen with your eyes, heard by your ears, controlled within your cranium, pumping your heart, expanding your lungs, digesting your waste, moving your extremities. Again, it is all you, about you.

Without microscope or telescope, you can theoretically prove this is “true”.

Outwardly, everything in “front” of you, goes on infinitely. Regardless of which way you turn or face. Therefore everything behind you is at the edge of infinity.

(Nevermind the immediate following suggestion, otherwise you will have to stop reading without a prompt to start reading again.)

Close your eyes, (see) picture yourself on this planet, in its heliocentric orbit. Or as Casey Casem, used to say, “Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.”

Admire all the stars, planets, black holes, super novas, amongst the invisible space. It goes on forever, behind you then, is the edge of infinity.

I hope I am doing this justice, knowing my communication skills are fuzzy. Now look inside yourself as if under a microscope.

There is still a you, inside the fleshy skeleton supported casing. Is it in the heart or mind? I’m still looking, could be the heart or my big toe.

The freeing acknowledgement and revelation is accepting that “It is possible to live, and not know.”

– Richard Feynman

Infinity goes on forever, why wouldn’t infinite questioning go on infinitely?

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin






















Corporate Children


In this brave new world

Raised by parental bosses

Loved by the economy

Fed a diet of consumption

Disciplined by debt

Educated by educated fools

Comfortably caught in

A rat race / endless maze

In search of government cheese

Long since having chewed on the cage

As a means to escape to live

Pushing levers just to push levers

Because there are pushable levers

Connected to nothing / no thing



Death means as much as life

Merely a replaceable cog

In an unstoppable wheel of

Remove replace recycle

Having been taught / taut to

Wash their brain themselves

Through pixilated pulses

At the last sink of seduction

Silent screens subduing

Silent SCREAMS

Having satiated their digitized

Rolling “Two-Minutes Hate”


“Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
And she said;

“WE ARE ALL JUST PRISONERS HERE,
OF OUR OWN DEVICE(S)”

And in the master’s chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can’t kill the beast”

“Hotel California”

The Eagles



Music may have saved us, but “as for the Rock-n-Roll they sold that for television commercials a long time ago.”

– George Carlin


“The people will not revolt. They will not look up from their screens long enough to notice what is happening.”

– George Orwell  “1984”



But alas we were warned

Yet, nothing was altered

In this “Brave New World”


“Dying swans twisted wings,
Beauty not needed here
Lost my love, lost my life,
In this garden of fear

I have seen many things,
In a lifetime alone
Mother love is no more,
Bring this savage back home

Wilderness house of pain,
Makes no sense of it all
Close this mind dull this brain,
Messiah before his fall

What you see is not real,
Those who know will not tell
All is lost sold your souls
To this brave new world

A brave new world, in a brave new world
A brave new world, in a brave new world
In a brave new world, a brave new world
In a brave new world, a brave new world

Dragon kings dying queens,
Where is salvation now
Lost my life lost my dreams,
Rip the bones from my flesh

Silent screams laughing here,
Dying to tell you the truth
You are planned and you are damned
In this brave new world

A brave new world, in a brave new world
A brave new world, in a brave new world
In a brave new world, a brave new world
In a brave new world, a brave new world

A brave new world, in a brave new world
A brave new world, in a brave new world
In a brave new world, a brave new world
In a brave new world, a brave new world

Dying swans twisted wings,
Bring this savage back home”


– Iron Maiden

Playing The Odds



Anyone else taking bets, that the “Back The Blue” vinyl stickers typically found on the back of wannabee monster trucks, is just a chip placed on the table, in the gamble of, if they get pulled over, there is a better than statistical chance it might prevent a ticket?

With the bigger the sticker, the higher the odds? Even though none of the money inferenced as support goes towards actually supporting the police, but rather towards the “House” of the owner of the sticker making company?

Or are people such megalomaniacs, they have to ingratiate themselves to themselves by posturing where they stand in the quicksand of society by forcing you to read an empty message, as thin and weak as the plastic it is cut from?

Vain, empty, soulless drivers in self-driving vehicles, powered by empty clichés and regurgitated slogans.

Maybe that autonomous car could swing by the library and drop off the driver to learn that it could truly be autonomous and not be controlled by weak outside facade forces. Such that stickers will not sway their swagger.

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

Time Slices



In the Space-Time loaf

Are much tastier

Than bland reality

Though the flavor only lasts

A Planckian nanosecond

Savoring moments of

Miraculous awareness

Traveling through this

Dense divine dimension

Sitting at a not so solid

Table and chair

On a mantel above

A sea of molten magma

Rotating at 1000 mph

In an outer band of stars

Hurling through an abysmal void

Chasing uncatchable galaxies

At 1.3 million miles per hour

Going nowhere fast and how

Not knowing where we are at all

Nor when we have been…ever



(Where this “should” have stopped.)



And still………

We have the audacity and conceit

To focus what little attention

We can spare on the narcissistic

Exhibitions and goings on of one man

And his band of distraction desperados



“Ever wonder why we’re #ucked up as a species?”

– Bill Hicks