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The Erin Brockovich Paycheck



Who knew a docudrama movie, played by such a Pretty Woman would inspire so many climb on board class action lawsuits?

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“What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?”

“A good start.”

– Gavin D’Amato

“War Of The Roses”


Wouldn’t want to graduate scientists and doctors that can determine the safety and usefulness of substances meant to interact with humans before they might cause harm.

Plus engineers that build machines to test and filter water. Find safer ways to remove foliage (I know……Napalm.) (Nevermind, that kills human also.)

Much better to have people waiting by the phone to wrangle with words, then to actively participate in working with tools, that might eliminate harm to people and prevent lawsuits.

Nevermind, that could elevate our collective consciousness in bringing balance and understanding of why we are here. Instead of manufacturing an economy of haves and have nots, with greed pigs hiring alleged Robin Hood’s to get them money, knowing who actually gets it, the middleman.

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

Money Well Wasted



As YOUR tax dollars

Spent on a forgotten

Streaming service

Of daily entertainment

Broadcast by the news

That congress essentially

Collectively does nothing

Save, participating in

A poorly written soap

Of who is screwing who

Plotting in the open by

Revealing mini power plays

Who is going to do

What to whom, while

Guarding against not

Getting screwed themselves

Acted out by millionaires

And alleged billionaires

Overlapping storylines

That never really end

Intertwined to keep your

Eyes and ears glued

As wallets are emptied

For water cooler conversations

Plus dinner table dialog as to

“Who shot JR” or rather

Lame insurrections

Allegedly stolen documents

Laptops and liaisons

Loyalties and betrayals

Posturing and politicking

Race bating and religion hating

“Another Prophet of Disaster
Who says the ship is lost
Another Prophet of Disaster
Leaving you to count the cost
Taunting us with Visions
Afflicting us with fear
Predicting War for millions
In the hope that one appears

//

13 the Beast is Rising
The Frenchman did surmise
Through earthquakes and starvation
The Warlord will arise
Terror, Death, Destruction
Pour from the Eastern sands
But the truth of all predictions
Is always in your hands”

“Die With Your Boots On”

– Iron Maiden

While the sky is getting darker

The planet even hotter

Water toxic and scarcer

While pointing out that

One million are coming in

Through an open door

Whilst four million

Are burgeoning from within

Not speaking any language

Nor doing any work

Too distracted to make

Health care available

School, a safe place to learn

High speed rail a reality

Bridges that last

Potholes a thing of the past



In other words

There are alternatives

That could be tested

Instead of spending

Money Well Wasted


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin




No Identity To Lose



No heritage to keep

No culture to cancel

No race to repugn

No gender to change

No religion to reject

No geography to garner

No products to purchase

No waste to be wasted



Just ground based beings

Of infinite consciousness



“Each another’s audience
Outside the gilded cage”

– Rush


Making sure all are fed

With roofs over their heads

Clean drinking water because




“What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home?”

– Joan Osborne


Adaptation inspired by


“John Lennon”  “Imagine”


Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today…. Aha-ah…

Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace… You…

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world… You…

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will live as one






Another Mini Mantra



Has emerged from a recent post

The first was “Time Slice”

Which recited, recognizes

That a mistake or victory

Occurred in the past is “back there”

Making the only moment one has

Is the moment you are experiencing

“Right now” meaning “Right now”



The next one is “Mountain Top”

Slightly more complicated

Not because it has an extra syllable

Rather from the perspective that

You are controlling you “self”

From a mountain top

Through bilocation and can see

From an objective perspective

How one needs to conduct their self

Recognizing reciprocity in the big picture

A karmic kaleidoscope if you will

Most powerfully while understanding

Plus accepting the “Butterfly Effect”

“: a property of chaotic systems by which small changes in initial conditions can lead to large-scale and unpredictable variation in the future state of the system”

– M-W.com

Now, if I had a personality and a penchant for persuading people, to change their ways so that I wouldn’t have to change mine. I could write a best selling book, go on a speaking tour with these two simple mantras. “Time Slice” and “Mountain Top”, develop a fanatical following to the point I’d have to go into hiding to write another best seller, with a new four syllable mantra. “Leave Me Alone”.

But, since I don’t have that and wouldn’t want that notoriety, I am publishing them here for free. What you choose to do with them or how one plans to implement them is entirely up to you. If neither work, in any way, at least no one is out of any money. Like those paying for a secret, they already secretly know. But feel compelled to engage in a ritual for the ritual’s sake.

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”

//

“If you’re looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?”

– George Carlin

Normaldy


A brave new word

In a cowardly old world

As a crude compound of

Normal plus tragedy

Equals normaldy since

Tragedies are the norm

With barely any measurable

Linear detectable separation

Particularly with gun deaths



Reaching the statistical

Probability of predicting

When the next one(s)

Will occur as detached as

Using an actuarial table

For race, religion, youth and

Sexuality gender preferences

With higher than average

Particular targeting for dying

Earlier than from natural causes



Like any new word

Thrown into the lexicon

It would be adopted

With little resistance

Accepted like normal tragedies

Because heaven forbid

Any one do anything about it

Like stop making targets

“Can you calm down on your rutting just for a couple of seconds, until we figure out this FOOD/AIR DEAL?”

– Bill Hicks

Along with trying to figure out why our long indoctrinated, eon exhausted, unconscious compression, that murder is just another problem solver, with deadly karmic consequences.






The Murder Channel



“Why not, they’ve got all golf. WTF”

– George Carlin



Its premise and production

Could be in the same vein

As the Weather Channel

To forecast the likelihood

Of hot and cold murders

Based on extensive data collection

Of local and regional gun sales

Pockets of severe racism

Adolescent angst and

Access to deadly weapons

Parental adherence to the cliche

It takes a village to raise a child

Decisions could be made

Whether or not to

Send children to school or to

Dress them in heavy bullet proof vests

Or just a good pair of running shoes

Same goes for work violence

Were there unforseen layoffs

Or a “disgruntled” worker

Posting vengeful rants on

Saturated social media

Seems possible right

If there are algorithmic calculations

Based on quip and quick searches

Of how lava lamps work and for

Three weeks show up in an

Advertising loop on your “feed”

The same technology could be used

To determine dodging death

As a palpable prediction

If you or your children

Will live to see another sunrise

For content during the wee hours

Just like the Weather Channel

There could be reruns of significant

Mass murders like Columbine

Sandy Hook or Mandalay Bay

The close connection between

The weather and murder is that

Everyone talks about them both

But no one does anything about either

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin


Where this should have stopped.

Nope.

As long as music has become irrelevant for inspiring social change. The murder channel could adopt the acronym MTV. Murder TV.

“Murder For Nothing”

I want my—I want my MTV [4x]

Now look at them yo-yos,
That’s the way you do it
You shoot your AK47 on the MTV

That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Celebrity for nothin’, go on a shooting spree

Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We got to bury daughters and sons
Graveyards and cemeteries
Memorized repeated eulogies

We got to sell these W MD’s
We got to glue eyes to these TVs

With deep apologies to “Dire Straights”





No Money In Change

(A pre-ramble to The Murder Channel)


No money in change

Must be the biggest fear

In our own evolution

Against our better interests

That there is not any

Quick big immediate profit

In comprehensive change

(Change

1b : to make radically different : TRANSFORM

– M-W.COM)

That would replace fear with love

Much better to be consistently

Scaring the bejeezus out of

An ignorant population through

Distraction, deception and dichotomies

Steeped like tea in hot fear

Against a quantum leap awareness

That we are all one consciousness

Experiencing our self, self’s, selves

Through projections and perceptions

Metaphorical mirrors reflecting us

Who are, instead of assuming an enemy

Outside of us is to be battled and killed

Is really showing who needs to be changed

But alas, there is no money in change





“Big Money”

Rush

Big money goes around the world
Big money underground
Big money got a mighty voice
Big money make no sound
Big money pull a million strings
Big money hold the prize
Big money weave a mighty web
Big money draw the flies

Sometimes pushing people around 
Sometimes pulling out the rug 
Sometimes pushing all the buttons 
Sometimes pulling out the plug 

It’s the power and the glory 
It’s a war in paradise 
A Cinderella story 
On a tumble of the dice

Big money goes around the world
Big money take a cruise
Big money leave a mighty wake
Big money leave a bruise
Big money make a million dreams
Big money spin big deals
Big money make a mighty head
Big money spin big wheels

Sometimes building ivory towers 
Sometimes knocking castles down 
Sometimes building you a stairway
Lock you underground 

It’s that old-time religion 
It’s the kingdom they would rule 
It’s the fool on television 
Getting paid to play the fool

It’s the power and the glory 
It’s a war in paradise 
A Cinderella story 
On a tumble of the dice

Big money goes around the world
Big money give and take
Big money done a power of good
Big money make mistakes
Big money got a heavy hand
Big money take control
Big money got a mean streak

BIG MONEY GOT NO SOUL















Every Moment



Is a time slice

In the Space-Time loaf

On and on and on

Even the moments

Thinking of

Past moments or

Perceived future moments

Is still another

Slice in time

Trailing behind

An irreversible arrow

That never started and

Will never stop

“Can you dig it?”

George Carlin

Therefore the key

To know it all

Must be to know

In the moment

Each and every moment


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin


Inspired by Brian Greene’s audio book “The Fabric Of The Cosmos” Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality.


I guess since this posts posting landed on a holiday that has long since lost its original meaning and purpose. Is merely the eat and rest period before massive mindless mega consumption to satiate corporations main mantra.

“Keep it in the black, nevermind your soul, keep it in the black, in other words, business as usual” – George Carlin

Black Friday

May every moment be filled with thanks. So full with thanks, you have to give them away.

Happy Thanksgiving. Thanks for reading.




The Mountain Top

In a recent post was the following contemplation


“I am sure that somewhere on a cool dark mountaintop, there is a giant comfortable warm beanbag with my name on it.

Where I could engage in the dichotomous act of navel gazing and stargazing to contemplate infinity for infinity’s sake. Experience the pulse of the cosmos while breathing in the vacuum of space.”

Which does not necessarily fit in with my brain bumper sticker that reads “I am doing what I’d rather be doing.”

Kind of like “Do what you love, and the money will follow.” Both cosmically working out.

Therefore to satiate my narcissism and justify why I may not actually be on that mountaintop. Must consider that I might be there, having mastered the art of bilocation.

One, experiencing the pulse of the cosmos while breathing in the vacuum of space.

Two, projecting myself in this heliocentric hologram to have a subjective experience in order to make observations and share them with a small, but highly intelligent followers of this blog.

Let us see / hear, what it might sound like from the beanbag.


WOW AWESOME COOL (as if someone was around to hear)

Breathe in, Mmmm. Breathe out ahhhh.

Look at all those stars and planets, seemingly motionless, since most are moving at the same speed harmonious as one through the cosmos. With slight variations that unintentional collisions may occur following the universal constant that no two things can occupy the same place at the same time. What an out of this world light show.

Breathe in, Mmmm. Breathe out ahhhh.

Feeling the long slow rhythmic pulse. Like a faint clock tic toc on a nearby wall, undulating under the whooshing sounds of all the celestial bodies traveling through the cosmos.

Breathe in, Mmmm. Breathe out ahhhh.

Catching and sensing the constant solar explosions emanating life giving heat and light. In consistent intervals of dark and cool to stargaze, alternating with light and heat to engage in cloud busting.

Breathe in, Mmmm. Breathe out ahhhh.

Not sure who would want to read that everyday and stick around. Perhaps best, that observations continue to be made from behind the windshield sprinkling them with semi memorized comedian’s bits and song lyrics. That interject themselves into the cranium conversation going on inside my head as it all gets transcribed here.

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

Certainly in this dense dimension I’ve castigated my other self to.



The World Is….



Stepping back

The world is

The way

The world is

Because

The world is

The way we want it

Otherwise

The world would be

The way

The world would be

If the collective

Wanted that more

A strange supposition indeed

However

Must be some crazy

Yin and yang

If we didn’t have a

Belly that was empty

We wouldn’t have a

Belly to fill

If we didn’t have a

Homeless person

We wouldn’t have a

House to build

If we didn’t have a

War to fight

We wouldn’t have a

War to stop

If we didn’t have a

Planet to destroy

We wouldn’t have a

Planet to save

Certainly I’d have

Nothing to write about

The way

The world is…..

If the world

Was the way

Of peace, harmony

Sharing, compassion

Love and understanding

And

I’m okay with that


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

I am sure that somewhere on a cool dark mountaintop, there is a giant comfortable warm beanbag with my name on it.

Where I could engage in the dichotomous act of navel gazing and stargazing to contemplate infinity for infinity’s sake. Experience the pulse of the cosmos while breathing in the vacuum of space.