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Killer Euphemisms


Brought to you by the state

In order to justify murder by

Eliminating bipedal earthlings

It deems undesirable though it

Tells the public it can not

Arbitrarily decide for themselves

Who they can “eliminate” / “murder”

Even if the “deceased” was a “target”

If it includes more than one person

It is considered a “mass shooting”

When government employees do it

It is considered “collateral damage”

Either which usually involve small children

If they mistakenly shoot their own

It is the result of “friendly fire” ….ooopsie

Bang bang “I’m awfully sorry” – George Carlin

Murder amongst brothers in a country

Killing each other over a concept uses

An extreme euphemism “civil” war

If for whatever reason a civilian kills

Their spouse it is a “crime of passion”

When the government kills a specific person

It “terminates with extreme prejudice”

If a doctor is murdered by a fetus fanatic

They are considered a “right to lifer”





“Ever wonder why we’re #ucked up as a species?”

– Bill Hicks



“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin







Beginning. All Over Again


To the point of knowing
Everything is connected
Time does not exist and
Death is an illusion

Still, deeply indoctrinated myths
Overwhelm our simple psyche
Making it collectively impossible
To erase the imbedded mythology
Destroying, our combined evolution

Your mission folks, should you choose
To accept it, is ridiculous and silly.

However, it is fun to play with.

Take yourself back
To the alleged beginning
Where God is making stuff up
Literally out of nothing

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.”

Genesis 1 1-2

Oh wait, there was water, methinks that book has been edited and revised way to much.

Put yourself in the position of the “creator” since your ancestors were supposedly made in “his” image and likeness.

Think of this as a cosmological genealogy search. On an ancestral level, one can only go so far, usually because the early records were lost, in a big flood. A really big flood.

Ignoring the contradictory passage that states……

“Then God said, “Let us make human beings in our image.”

Genesis 1 26

Oopsie, did God have a mouse in his pocket?

Excuse me, am ever distracted searching for the “truth” in this book, which is why am unable to make it much past Genesis without my head hurting. Maybe if I can beat this dead horse a little more, I can move on.

Back to the premise that you have all of this infinite power and magical abilities to make the universe, the way you would.

Would you remake it the same way?

Omniscience would seem to come from learning and remembering. Knowing what you know now. How would you create the universe?

Would you be so detached from your creations, that if they didn’t behave to your liking, having made them yourself, you could genocidally murder them by drowning all, including unicorns.

Except for the drunkard shipbuilder, his family and a few animals. (Key to living, drink more wine.)

If so, why the #uck would you do that?

It is one thing to be a frustrated artist and burn some canvas, because you spilled paint in the wrong spot, ruining your projected image. It is still highly unlikely you would burn the studio down. Or seek out paint manufacturers and destroy them, because they made the paint in the first place, that ruined your painting.

How is that for a communicative metaphor?

I get aggravated with my ability to communicate, however, am not cutting out my tongue, removing my fingers or chopping off my head. After all, once self awareness kicked in, am I not my own creation?

The impossible mission is to look around and realize, although this story was made up to control a simple, yet uncontrollable species. It lingers on in the base of the early mammalian brain stem, hindering our ability to evolve as brilliant sparks of the divine. Having to carry this deeply indoctrinated baggage.

Knowing that, where do we begin? Now?

Perhaps, realize that all is all, what is, is.

Though whatever (love to materialism) only lasts a moment, it also is infinitely everlasting, merely changes shape, in the perceived mind, either individual or collective.


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

Or a special divining rod to seek out water in the deep, beginning all over again, so that “next” “time”, I will not need any glasses.

I Am Tripping



Just by listening to

Terrence McKenna’s

Book


“Food Of The God’s”



Flowing like a river of consciousness

Using words I don’t know but understand

Off course, still look them up anyway

With words in context that have new meaning



Having never imbibed any hallucinogens

The vivid descriptions, tell tale images

Of altered states of awareness are not

Enough yet to start experimenting for

Me, myself, I, my job, family, house and car



Even though knowing possession of the

Fore-mentioned job, family, house and car

Are temporary illusions impossible to own

Still deserve the respect of infinite value

Primarily the family that takes care of me

With all my quirky idiosyncrasies or is that

Idiot out of sync with social surroundings



For example Terrence describes words

Not so much to define reality but rather

That words are indeed reality them selves

Correlating with my long held perception*

*(belief, a word attached to made-up beliefs
Perception, therefore being more accurate)

“In the beginning the Word already existed. The Word was with God, and the Word was God.”

John 1:1

Wowwy, look at me using Bible verses finding
About the only “truth” to be found in that book
Nevermind, that is just my perception / belief



Back to the book, making the use of words

The most powerful hallucinogens of all time

Noting that “time” only exists…….because….

There’s a word for it, now you are tripping, huh



Here’s another mind bending word

Snowflake

While we may think it is made up of

Frozen water vapor falling from the sky

It is made up of the words to describe

Frozen – very cold – not hot – brrrrr

Water – h20 – hydrogen plus two oxygen

Vapor – the mist of water – see above

Falling – one word for gravity

Gravity like time only a perceived reality

Because there are words for them

Sky – the atmosphere above the earth

Earth – the space ship we are riding on

Etcetera etcetera etcetera……. etcetera

Matters not even what “language” is used

Any word in any languages make up reality

In the mind of a spark of the divine

Geez, am only about a quarter of the way
Through the audio book, here is to hoping
I will not overdose on……………..words

If there were any other way to communicate this awareness, you would/could be looking at a blank screen. Thankfully there are words.

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin


Will the glasses change the observation or
The observation change the glasses?????

Thanks for “tripping” with me.

“Do not try and bend the spoon, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… there is no spoon. Then you’ll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.”

– The Matrix




















Snowflake Snowflake



Born out of near nothing

Save frozen water vapor

In pure crystalline form

Falling with grace

Carried by the wind

Landing safely after a

Journey from heaven

Reflecting all the colors

All at once emanating

From the nearest star

Or closest round rock

Brightening my mind

Any hour day or night








Images Portrayed


Of symbolistic strength

Flags, guns and crosses

Waved, depicted and stuck

As vinyl stickers on trucks

Reveal weaknesses

Concealed in shame

Of lost Individuality

Grazing as weak sheep

On a barren field since

The shepherd abandoned

A following flock that was

Never his to begin with

Distracted with the promise

Of a better field if only they

Could have made him

Their simpleton shepherd

Good for him they didn’t

He had no field for them

Still, like a lazer beam

To a rambunctious cat

They will paw and claw

At the nothingness of

Permanent distraction

Clinging to their fake

Symbols of strength

Flags, guns and crosses

Waved, depicted and stuck

As vinyl stickers on trucks


“I consider them to be symbols and I leave symbols to the symbol minded.”

– George Carlin

O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,

The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.”

[G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal]

Amenable



I would be a lot more amenable

To the personification of

A God force if it was not

Always referenced as a he

Him, father, lord, his, etc.

For a variety of reasons

First up, there is no balance

Look around see for yourself

By that bogus notion of power

Half of everything is excluded

Which is not at all how

The universe operates

For example w/o stretching

In electricity or plumbing

To connect things to work

Requires both male and female

Plugs and plug-ins

Pipes and fittings

If either of either are missing

The systems will not work

Or carpentry……. just ask

Jesus’s step dad Joseph

About tonge-and-groove

Mortise and tenon

Dovetail and box joints

Necessary to build homes

Plus home furnishings

One without the other and

It all falls apart quickly

Like a house of cards

A divine Parriarchy would work

“The combining form parri- is the gender independent equivalent to matri- and patri-, //

So you could use the term parriarchy  if you want a strict parallel with patriarchy and  matriarchy.

One difficulty is that parriarchy is not in wide circulation.”

– english.stackexchange.com

The only reason I stumbled across it It was because I was looking for a linguistic way to communicate with clarity.

It is clear, but it doesn’t jump off the post, screaming to the unconscious with five alarm bells blaring it is time to wake up, or fall off our ever leaning comatose comfortable couch, ready to flip over and crush us.

Better yet would be egalitarianism.

Meaning

: a belief in human equality especially with
Respect to social, political and economic
Affairs. (Key word being Respect)

– M-W.com

Which even sounds cool and sophisticated
Without being pompous, elitist or exclusionary

Like..In the beginning, an egalitarian bestowed upon their creation a planet in the Goldilocks zone. To evolve at their own pace achieving each a peaceful loving divinity.

Think of where we might be, if we followed that fake story instead of the other fake story, full of manipulation control and senseless death, if you believed in the wrong God.

Where an invisible malignant magic mad man (allegedly omniscient) “created” infinity after floating aimlessly around in the abysmal void of nothingness. (Yeah, that’s plausible.)

Apparently, after resting, he lost all his magic powers out of his short abracadabra stick. Then he had to resort to surgery in crude conditions with no tools or hospital bed. To fix what he forgot in just the first week of existence.

Whereas, all the other fish, fowl, fauna, forestry and flowers each got their set of reproductive goodies.

That must be why men are always forgetting stuff, they were made in his “likeness”.

“To my mind, that is what’s known as being stunningly–and embarrassingly–full of shit.”

– George Carlin

The only guidance to these precious and special creatures was……

“You must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die”

– Genesis 2:17

Forgetting (once again) that the punishment will be the the genocidal muder by drowning of nearly all of their offspring. Including innocent children and pregnant women that some must have been carrying fetuses.

(Usual side note… See, God isn’t against abortion, he performed them himself, en masse.)

Ooopsie. Save, saving some drunk obedient divine ass kissing ship builder and family. Along with all the other animals who weren’t even involved. The fish would still be okay.

Secondly

The characterization of God as a he
Is crammed into the collective’s unconscious
As a white male Santa Clause caricature type
Which is hardly even a percentile fraction
Of the whole colorful whole and technically
White is not even representative……Pink is

(Even the whitest albino biped is still pink)

That is because “Pink-power” immediately
Sounds as if it has no power. Think about it.

Pink supremacists simply falls flat.

Why is that?

Because not that long ago the collective somehow assigned specific colors to gender. For it is easier to compartmentalize nonsense into routine, neither for survival nor evolution, merely taught as trivia for distraction.

Perhaps that is why we are in the
Pre-apocalyptic conditions we are in is
Because the God pronouns are one-sided
Therefore out of balance

God as a man merely exemplifies
The peter principle of a supreme being rising to a level of incompetence and staying there.

“And by the way, I say “this guy”, because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this.”

– George Carlin

No one is looking to remove and replace
An invisible farce with the opposite gender
That would still keep things off balance

Thirdly

Whether an APAKALOBCOL (All Powerful All Knowing All Loving Omniscient Being Creator Of Life) is male, female or even a they, the personification into an entity outside one’s self abdicates responsibility. It was God’s will.


“The God excuse.

The last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument, it came from god.

Anything we can’t describe, must have come from God.”

George Carlin

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin


Thanks for reading and reaching this far. I am unfortunately quite sure that my grammar and punctuation follow zero guidelines in my dismal ability to communicate something.

Besides driving professionally about the only thing I am good at, is beating and repeat beating of a dead dead horse to somehow make it deader, in the vaguest of thin hopes, along will come another observer to maybe maaaaaybeeeee catch the flimsy point I was trying to make. To which you might be amenable.

Thanks.








Speaking Of Green



It is my vague understanding, (been sidestepping the typical onslaught of information presented as “news”, so I may use my feet to dance with my partner, while the music is still playing) that a chocolate covered candy dyed in green, whose marketing character (cgi pixles, put to screen and paper) is being “de-sexualized”. In order to be more inclusive.

Along with the other “characters” used to represent a milk chocolate covered candy, which has nothing to do with sex anyway. Not that I know of. Must have something to do wih the melt in your mouth, not in your hand part. Inquiring minds, could give a rat’s ass.

More inclusive, being euphemistic language for more sales, making the acronym mean more & more.

Candy coating everything but feces, such as milk chocolate, carmel, peanuts, peanut butter, pretzels, dark chocolate, mint flavored chocolate, white chocolate indifferent sizes, in different packaging.

Occupying useless shelf space in the race for profits. The only winnable space race, consumption. Stirring the sleeping sheep to get a free bump in advertising their product, after disrupting the grazers of their nutritionless feed, with focused distractions.

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

Ones that do not
See so clearly.

– Angelo Devlin

Not So Green


“It’s not easy being green.”

Kermit the frog


“Green” is a tool

More accurately………A marketing tool

To ease the consumer’s un-conscious
That it is being environmentally friendly
In the purchases it makes under the
Guise of being healthy for the planet

When it is still an extraction of resources
Coming from….you guessed it…..earth

See how easily, earthlings are distracted
Led, manipulated, coerced into consumption
By the use of the middle color in the rainbow
ROY G BIV (in case you are double checking)

Which even the stickers, paint, ink, trees
(Those billboards don’t just appear as if
Magically on their own) used to identify
The products as being green came from
The resources extracted from the planet

Well, that is not very “green” now is that??

How “green” could anything be if it is
Dug up or cut in one place then moved
By the burning of toxic flammable liquids
Pumped from earth into machines going
To another place, made into something
Requiring packaging from other places
Loaded up to a distribution place before
Being distributed to smaller places then
Redistributed to stores then to houses

To be used so briefly it is then loaded
Into a bin to be picked up and moved
To a smelly place gathering everybody’s
“Green” stuff to be covered by brown stuff
Reverse filtering rain into dirty ground water

“O, Beautiful,
For smoggy skies
Insecticided grains
For strip-mined mountains, majesty
Above the asphalt plains.
America, America,
Man sheds his waste on thee
And hides the pines
With billboard signs
From sea to oily sea!”

– George Carlin

Greta Thunberg can rant all she wants

Until the collective can gracefully
Consciously and compassionately reduce
The population, all efforts are for naught

“You don’t have the baby
You get a lot of extra money

And, good for the environment

I know in Norway
You are all about the environment
You have a lot of stringent
Rules and regulations about recycling

Yeah! How many babies can you have?

As many as you want?

Then all the other shit…is pointless.”

– Doug Stanhope


Housing costs, fuel costs, food costs all would go down. The air we breath would be cleaner, etcetera etcetera, you get the picture.

“Besides, environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet. They don’t care about the planet; not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in?

A clean place to live; their own habitat. They’re worried that someday in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me.”

– George Carlin


Perhaps things are not so green…..because

“We Work The Black Seam” together

“This place has changed for good
Your economic theory said it would
It’s hard for us to understand
We can’t give up our jobs the way we should
Our blood has stained the coal
We tunneled deep inside the nation’s soul
We matter more than pounds and pence
Your economic theory makes no sense

One day in a nuclear age
They may understand our rage
They build machines that they can’t control
And bury the waste in a great big hole
Power was to become cheap and clean
Grimy faces were never seen
Deadly for twelve thousand years
Is carbon fourteen
We work the black seam together
We work the black seam together

The seam lies underground
Three million years of pressure
Packed it down
We walk through ancient forest lands
And light a thousand cities with our hands
Your dark satanic mills
Have made redundant all our mining skills
You can’t exchange a six inch band
For all the poisoned streams in Cumberland

One day in a nuclear age
They may understand our rage
They build machines that they can’t control
And bury the waste in a great big hole
Power was to become cheap and clean
Grimy faces were never seen
Deadly for twelve thousand years
Is carbon fourteen

We work the black seam together
We work the black seam together

And should the children weep
The turning world will sing their souls to sleep
When you have sunk without a trace
The universe will suck me into place

One day in a nuclear age
They may understand our rage
They build machines that they can’t control
And bury the waste in a great big hole
Power was to become cheap and clean
Grimy faces were never seen
Deadly for twelve thousand years
Is carbon fourteen

We work the black seam together
We work the black seam together
We work the black seam together
We work the black seam together:

– Sting


Adding a green leaf or the outline of one
To every product will never be big enough to
Cover our sins of destroying our only home
Though it makes us feel warm and fuzzy
Simmering in the pot of complacency
While we crank up the heat on us frogs



“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin



Family’s Acronym


Forgive
All
Maddening
Indiscretions
Like
Your’
Self’s




A Sign


It is time

To fix the

Sign

When the

Portable DOT

Reader board is

Malfunctioning

Instead of

Spelling out

DRIVE
SAFELY

BUCKLE UP

It reads

D I E
SAFELY

FUCK UP

Just to be fair, the first part I actually saw. The second part is made up to make it funnier. Still though……Fix the sign. Or…..

Explain what it means to D I E SAFELY


Otherwise it is a

Sign

That no one is

Paying attention

To any

Signs


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

“Sign, sign
Everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery
Breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that
Can’t you read the sign?”


– Five Man Electrical Band